Hey Jeff! Remember when....

*DrunkieTheBear* · 09-16-2009, 04:08 PM

Back in July when I came to visit and it was about 3 am in the morning and I decided to back my POS truck up the hill into your driveway with about 5,000 lbs of garbage in the back. I'll never forget the noise it made when it gave up trying to go up the hill..........

KEEEERRRRPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 04:08 PM

i thought a cannon went off..

*DrunkieTheBear* · 09-16-2009, 04:22 PM

then I start rolling back down the hill LOL....

I hit the brakes at first they didn't work from the pressure build up so i had to really push on them and turn the wheel....

your house is in a dangerous spot

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 04:47 PM

I hate walking around outside of Jeff's dungeon at night. True fact.

Always some nasty critters or some s*** trying to eat me.

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 04:50 PM

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 04:52 PM

It's true.

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

It's true.

you are just scared of wooded areas...

and animals

and insects

and the outdoors

and ......... you are scared of me as well...

**Greeny** · 09-16-2009, 04:58 PM

i resent being called a critter..

*NisMoN00B* · 09-16-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by redmaxpa007

you are just scared of wooded areas...

and animals

and insects

and the outdoors

and ......... you are scared of me as well...

Everyone is scared of you when you're wearing your speedos, Jeff.

*DrunkieTheBear* · 09-16-2009, 05:04 PM

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NisMoN00B

Everyone is scared of you when you're wearing your speedos, Jeff.

that would be a true statement....

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redmaxpa007

you are just scared of wooded areas...

and animals

and insects

and the outdoors

and ......... you are scared of me as well...

No.....I'm only scared of those things in sWaMpViLLe aka Redneckstown aka your current neck of the woods.

Like every time I get out of my car, some nasty-a** creature flies at me or something runs across the ground by my feet....I'm like wtf.....I try to park as close to the door as possible so I'm able to quickly run between the car and indoors.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greeny

i resent being called a critter..

That got an actual LOL.

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NisMoN00B

Everyone is scared of you when you're wearing your speedos, Jeff.

It's true.

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

It's true.

i already said that

*DrunkieTheBear* · 09-16-2009, 05:15 PM

I see no boobs in this thread....Jeff fix it

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redmaxpa007

i already said that

It's fate, Jeff. I think you're my soulmate.

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrunkieTheBear

I see no boobs in this thread....Jeff fix it

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

It's fate, Jeff. I think you're my soulmate.

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 05:24 PM

BREASTESESESESESESESESESESES

**Greeny** · 09-16-2009, 05:25 PM

nice melons rite thar..

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

BREASTESESESESESESESESESESES

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greeny

nice melons rite thar..

i tried to keep the cleavage sub par.. so you would not be deleting themZ...

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redmaxpa007

i tried to keep the cleavage sub par.. so you would not be deleting themZ...

There's a difference between cleavage and pornography.

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

There's a difference between cleavage and pornography.

true.. true....

MDeezy · 09-16-2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

There's a difference between cleavage and pornography.

please provide an example...

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 07:10 PM

MDeezy · 09-16-2009, 07:11 PM

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 07:12 PM

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 07:14 PM

i thought there was going to be a visual demo.....

DAMN!!

MDeezy · 09-16-2009, 07:15 PM

wait for it..... wait for it.....

c'mon Minivan thats your cue!!

wait fooorrrrrrr iitttt............................................ ....

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 07:15 PM

You've got your own cleavage for reference, Jeff.

MDeezy · 09-16-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

You've got your own cleavage for reference, Jeff.

ohh chitt!! She's saying you got Man boobs Jeff!!! B Cups!!

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

You've got your own cleavage for reference, Jeff.

hairy cleavage is not appealing

THIS CLEAVAGE IS...

MDeezy · 09-16-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redmaxpa007

hairy cleavage is not appealing

THIS CLEAVAGE IS...

MDeezy · 09-16-2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redmaxpa007

hairy cleavage is not appealing

THIS CLEAVAGE IS...

quoted for Jeff admitting his cleavage is hairy!!

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 07:31 PM

She looks like she just murdered some people.

I guess that's part of the appeal.

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 07:31 PM

I spot a turd gen in the background of that pic.

MDeezy · 09-16-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MinervaMaxxxima

I spot a turd gen in the background of that pic.

there is a background in that picture

*redmaxpa007* · 09-16-2009, 07:37 PM

MinervaMaxxxima · 09-16-2009, 07:44 PM

That must be Jeff's sister....she's wearing a bandana.

Can I get her number?