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just a neat lil tread i kinda copied from somewhere thats kinda nice to share... basically all you do is state something unique about maxima's in general, good or bad... like me
1. I know I'm driving a VQ when i diagnose the car to hear about a knock sensor for the first time
2. I know im driving a VQ when you WOT for no reason just to enjoy torque
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DCMAX current mods- 4th gen intake, 2.5" custom catback, NWP block off plate, 00SE tailight w/overlays, Rewired fog lights, Eyelid, JIC coilovers, FSTB, 3.0 OBX headers, SSIM...
95 White GXE- 15.1 sold... now 14.9 (car next to me in sig)
00 Sterling GXE- 15.0 (ebay intake, exhaust) my next love and beauty (crashed n sold)
02 Sterling GLE- 13.84@100 2.1'
you know your driving a VQ when you slam the bish and have to change axles every month
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you know you drive a VQ when you mojo yourself into a race ur not even sure you'll win (but you somehow do)
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SHIFT_LOTS OF OIL
DCMAX current mods- 4th gen intake, 2.5" custom catback, NWP block off plate, 00SE tailight w/overlays, Rewired fog lights, Eyelid, JIC coilovers, FSTB, 3.0 OBX headers, SSIM...
95 White GXE- 15.1 sold... now 14.9 (car next to me in sig)
00 Sterling GXE- 15.0 (ebay intake, exhaust) my next love and beauty (crashed n sold)
02 Sterling GLE- 13.84@100 2.1'
Last edited by Grand_hustle17; 09-18-2008 at 08:46 PM.
You know you're driving a VQ when you can read a KS code by the part throttle shifts.
Well at least I can on auto 3.0's anyways. Just got done doing a tranny on a '97 w/270k miles, asides from brakes & tires it was probably the first bill the car had with more than $50 in parts, and the engine pulled soooooo smooth and strong, still roaks 'em up hard from a stop with his new vlsd
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Gatorade on my keyboard FTL.
5th & 5.5 gen VLSD Auto transmissions for sale, PM me.
You know you're driving a VQ if you accelerate rapidly out of the blue to hear the beautiful music under the hood and then drive like a grandma the rest of the time to avoid massive amounts of oil consumption.
you know you drive a VQ when you mojo yourself into a race ur not even sure you'll win (but you somehow do)
+1! Got in SO many races I thought I was going to get completely wiped out. Almost 9/10 times, I've won. The other 1/10 times I've either lost (but not by as much as I was expecting) or tied.
You know you're driving a VQ when you have the entire "CEL Check Procedure" memorized and ready.
__________________ 2002 Nissan Altima 3.5SE 5-speed
NZERO2 = Nitrogen, N2ZERO = Nitrous, get it right! Let me Google that for you..
The good:You know that you have a VQ when you blow by a Accord Coupe on the track and watch the Honda Fanboy's mouths drop when they see that their beloved VTEC lost to a sedan.
The bad: You know you have a VQ when you have to keep an extra bottle of oil in your trunk.
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My 1999 Maxima Bought 8/18/2007. Sold on 9/11/2008@160,XXX miles.
2004 Hyundai Elantra: 73,XXX miles. Bought on 9/11/2008.
R.I.P. 2001 Chevy Prizm-totaled August 13th, 2007 by a 1999 Dodge Ram.(At 76,237 miles.)
You know you're driving a VQ when you have your traffic attorney in your Fave 5.
Actually, if it's come to that, then you know you're just an a-hole
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EnervinE,
You might be right. I should not speak at all. But I could fcuk your axshole, so be prepared.
Originally Posted by shaft369
hey man whoever posted this if these guys hurt your feelings, just go out and buy a altima and never come back here...lol...peace
Originally Posted by max ride 41
well hee-yuck jethro, brand spanked new?? gawl-dang, i needs me some of that there zymol, tarnation!!!!!
Worst question ever asked on maxima.org: 1 Year Old Thread Bumped by bluebriscoe
So do you disconnect the battery then the air bag or vise versa?
Worst sentence ever written on maxima.org: Originally Posted by Jim Metsuo
ill check the belt as for the blower motor imagine your at a light and then you cut the fan on i.e blower motor...belt sounds off cut, cut off sounds off and and morning start ups.
1st Runner Up: Originally Posted by MIKERNM1990
yea. i was first heard about technosquare like 1 or 2 years ago. my bro was use 2k2 maxima upgrade ts ecu. he was buy a breakfast of food by gas station. then he was driving to his work. he hear his car have a problem of engine then get blow up. he was mad at me cuz i was make he get ts ecu to his car.
Who's the pretentious *** that gave this thread a one star rating? I noticed if there is any kind of creativity or group friendly threads they get a low rating. Pisses me off.
Even though I can't really add to this thread because I don't drive a VQ.
You know you are driving a VQ when half throttle on an on ramp nearly puts you into the back end of cars already at freeway speeds.
Ack! I hate on-ramps. There's always some d-bag ahead of me that goes on the on-ramp at like 20 miles an hour, then takes forever to get up to speed on the highway, and I always just want to take the ramp really fast and merge quick. The VQ is running hella nice, and the front struts and tires are only 3 months old.
you know you have a VQ when you cant make a u-turn with one try but everybody else does
You know your in a VQ when you fix all the CEL reading but the CEL comes back on in 30 seconds
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SHIFT_LOTS OF OIL
DCMAX current mods- 4th gen intake, 2.5" custom catback, NWP block off plate, 00SE tailight w/overlays, Rewired fog lights, Eyelid, JIC coilovers, FSTB, 3.0 OBX headers, SSIM...
95 White GXE- 15.1 sold... now 14.9 (car next to me in sig)
00 Sterling GXE- 15.0 (ebay intake, exhaust) my next love and beauty (crashed n sold)
02 Sterling GLE- 13.84@100 2.1'
Ack! I hate on-ramps. There's always some d-bag ahead of me that goes on the on-ramp at like 20 miles an hour, then takes forever to get up to speed on the highway, and I always just want to take the ramp really fast and merge quick. The VQ is running hella nice, and the front struts and tires are only 3 months old.
The actual term for on-ramps is "acceleration ramp". How anyone can think it is safer to merge at 20-30 mph vs the speed the traffic on the freeway is going is beyond me. I've tortured many people in my mind over this very issue.
when you can't pass your emissions test because of a CEL.
when two weeks later the CEL goes away and you can pass your emssisions test having made no repairs.
when you have to buy another maxima because you know in your heart that you have to have two, because by the time your 4th gen dies, you won't be able to find a decent 5th gen with under 200K.
when you can't imagine ever buying any other 4 door sedan.
when you contantly comb craig's list and ebay looking for a 98-01 maxima with less than 60K so you can have a spare for when your DD craps out.
Who's the pretentious *** that gave this thread a one star rating? I noticed if there is any kind of creativity or group friendly threads they get a low rating. Pisses me off.
Even though I can't really add to this thread because I don't drive a VQ.
, beats me... u can list something unique about ur VE
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SHIFT_LOTS OF OIL
DCMAX current mods- 4th gen intake, 2.5" custom catback, NWP block off plate, 00SE tailight w/overlays, Rewired fog lights, Eyelid, JIC coilovers, FSTB, 3.0 OBX headers, SSIM...
95 White GXE- 15.1 sold... now 14.9 (car next to me in sig)
00 Sterling GXE- 15.0 (ebay intake, exhaust) my next love and beauty (crashed n sold)
02 Sterling GLE- 13.84@100 2.1'
you know your driving a VQ when you try a turn at WOT but the rear wanna give out on ya lol... (isnt that uhhh understeer)
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SHIFT_LOTS OF OIL
DCMAX current mods- 4th gen intake, 2.5" custom catback, NWP block off plate, 00SE tailight w/overlays, Rewired fog lights, Eyelid, JIC coilovers, FSTB, 3.0 OBX headers, SSIM...
95 White GXE- 15.1 sold... now 14.9 (car next to me in sig)
00 Sterling GXE- 15.0 (ebay intake, exhaust) my next love and beauty (crashed n sold)
02 Sterling GLE- 13.84@100 2.1'