gotta love the ex-girlfriend
09-06-2009, 06:50 PM
#1
gotta love the ex-girlfriend
on my way home from the gym, i noticed my brother was cleaning the out the garage so i decided to park in front of the house. while i was pouring myself a glass of Ohh-jay in the kitchen, i looked out the window and notice a corolla slowly pulling up. out pops out my ex with a bat and tah-daw she gave my car a nice massage. no happy ending for my car, though. 
get it fixed before saturday!
09-06-2009, 07:40 PM
#8
broke up about a week ago and it was mutual until she saw me with one of her friends at a party this past saturday night.
09-06-2009, 09:51 PM
#16
Meh, if I were you I would call your ex-girlfriend and apologize for going out with her friend and tell her that it is all your fault and you don't blame her for taking out your mirror
And then lovingly cut her brake lines so that it would work for the first few miles and then put sugar into her gas tank and then buy a giant invader spoiler and put it on her car
And then lovingly cut her brake lines so that it would work for the first few miles and then put sugar into her gas tank and then buy a giant invader spoiler and put it on her car
09-06-2009, 09:57 PM
#17
Send a certified letter of demand return receipt requested for compensation for the replacement mirror and any other damage. If she fails to respond, or she refuses to pay, file a small claims case against her. If anyone saw her, have them appear as witnesses. If that doesnt work, get her friend pregnant
09-07-2009, 12:09 AM
#25
that is some crazy $hit! does she know you saw her? I would send her a quote from a body shop to replace the mirror. Maybe she will do the right thing, probably not but i suppose it is worth a try
09-07-2009, 12:51 AM
#27
Send a certified letter of demand return receipt requested for compensation for the replacement mirror and any other damage. If she fails to respond, or she refuses to pay, file a small claims case against her. If anyone saw her, have them appear as witnesses. If that doesnt work, get her friend pregnant
SERIOUSLY!!!!
09-07-2009, 06:07 AM
#30
Send a certified letter of demand return receipt requested for compensation for the replacement mirror and any other damage. If she fails to respond, or she refuses to pay, file a small claims case against her. If anyone saw her, have them appear as witnesses. If that doesnt work, get her friend pregnant
Babies are expensive. I think the cost would outweigh the benefit of getting back at her for the broken mirror. I think Deckedout had it right...just letting her know how much better her friend is in bed should be more than sufficient to drive her crazy. After she pays for your mirror, of course.
09-07-2009, 06:49 AM
#31
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Babies are expensive. I think the cost would outweigh the benefit of getting back at her for the broken mirror. I think Deckedout had it right...just letting her know how much better her friend is in bed should be more than sufficient to drive her crazy. After she pays for your mirror, of course.
09-07-2009, 07:34 AM
#34
Sorry about the vandalism by your gf. You have a lot of good ideas here and some that are just for fun and not meant for you to do.
The best things I will just summarize;
Get a quote, send her a certified return receipt letter through the mail. And while you do that, call your insurance company and tell them your gf vandalized your car. Ask them what you can do about it. You could have called the police too to make a police report. Thank GOD you did not really go Chris Brown on her. You played it safe. Except you were scared she would have used the bat on you, that is why you remained in the kitchen with your cup of OJ, LOL.
If she does not respond to the mail, let her know you will have to sue her for your property. If she does not respond to the mail, then resort to email and make sure you save all her replies and watch your words when you email her. Usually, ex-gfs go crazy and say crazy stuff in their emails, you save them as extra proof.
Trust me, she will pay!!!
And if you want to really get her mad, you have a long list of options on here above. Remember to start by telling her this new gf is way better in bed. Specify to her what this new chick does extra for you in the bed that you used to do her in. Yeah, the bed you used to do her, now it has new sheets and you do the new the girl in. But don't get anyone pregnant, men. The ex will be the one laughing at you then.
The best things I will just summarize;
Get a quote, send her a certified return receipt letter through the mail. And while you do that, call your insurance company and tell them your gf vandalized your car. Ask them what you can do about it. You could have called the police too to make a police report. Thank GOD you did not really go Chris Brown on her. You played it safe. Except you were scared she would have used the bat on you, that is why you remained in the kitchen with your cup of OJ, LOL.
If she does not respond to the mail, let her know you will have to sue her for your property. If she does not respond to the mail, then resort to email and make sure you save all her replies and watch your words when you email her. Usually, ex-gfs go crazy and say crazy stuff in their emails, you save them as extra proof.
Trust me, she will pay!!!
And if you want to really get her mad, you have a long list of options on here above. Remember to start by telling her this new gf is way better in bed. Specify to her what this new chick does extra for you in the bed that you used to do her in. Yeah, the bed you used to do her, now it has new sheets and you do the new the girl in. But don't get anyone pregnant, men. The ex will be the one laughing at you then.
09-07-2009, 08:24 AM
#35
Hopefully she's not as crazy as the one at the end of this vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
09-07-2009, 09:21 AM
#38
