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04-27-2009, 01:56 PM

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NEW MOD!!! "Beehive Mod" 5th GEN ORIGINAL!

So in the course of completing the overhaul, I've had a winged buddy keep my passenger side company over the course of the past two days or so. It's hot as hellfire and I have been leaving my front doors open to make the best of what little cross breeze is available, and this guy has been hanging around all the while. I figure he's just another A33 fan, and hell, what intelligent sentient being wouldn't be?

So today I am completing the LED circuit lighting and intalling the glovebox and he is hanging dangerously close to my sweaty mug. I decide to take a peek and discover what could have possibly gotten in there to sustain such diligent interest. Lo and behold...

...no...you have got to be kidding me...

MOTHER FAWKER. I could not believe it. Like any conscience American, it became quite apparent that this bee way secretly working for Al Qaeda, so without hesitation I went Homeland Security style on his azz and gave him a good 'ole waterboarding.

I don't think he will be back.

04-27-2009, 02:04 PM

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04-27-2009, 02:06 PM

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God damn bees.

04-27-2009, 02:07 PM

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when he flaps his wings its like nitrious it adds like 50whp!

04-27-2009, 02:23 PM

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i can't bee-lieve that. He has no bzzz-ness being in there!

okay i'm done.

04-27-2009, 02:41 PM

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you have got to bee kidding me....... .......okay im done..

04-27-2009, 03:47 PM

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OH MY BEE!!.. Corny but I just wanted to be a part of this great thread!

04-27-2009, 06:31 PM

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Wow, really? Oh my bee? That's your best? Wow.

04-27-2009, 06:37 PM

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04-27-2009, 07:03 PM

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i hate bees! its ironic because today those bastard creatures have been all over the place today. one made its way into my car and I almost crashed. I freak out whenever I see one.

04-27-2009, 07:08 PM

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wow.. Thats mad funny

04-27-2009, 07:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GigEmAgs07

i can't bee-lieve that. He has no bzzz-ness being in there!

okay i'm done.

hahahaha, thankyou for that gig. thank you for that

04-27-2009, 07:28 PM

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wow

04-28-2009, 02:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GigEmAgs07

i can't bee-lieve that. He has no bzzz-ness being in there!

okay i'm done.

Strong jokes

They had a real sting to them at the end. Really had me flying...

Wait...

OK I'm done

04-28-2009, 02:03 PM

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They had a real sting to them at the end. Really had me flying...

While everyone was buzzing the thread, this one nested itself nicest of the swarm.

Ok, I'm done.

04-28-2009, 02:58 PM

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haha...i was at the light on the way to work yesterday and there was this hot chic in a nice vr6 next to me-i gave her a glance and a second later shes swatting and flipping out and her arrow is now green and i started to lose it, people were honking and screaming and she jumps out of the car tommy boy style in the middle of the offramp

...priceless

sorry man..didnt really want to jack your thread-it was relevant lol

04-28-2009, 04:02 PM

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Hate to burst your bee hive, but I think that's a hornet.

05-04-2009, 01:10 PM

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thats hilarious... i hate bees... got stung in my *** once when i was lil. lol.

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05-04-2009, 05:36 PM

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not a bee...thats a yellow jacket

05-04-2009, 06:09 PM

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LMAO!

05-04-2009, 07:42 PM

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Only thing that would have made the story better is if you said, "low and beehold instead."

05-04-2009, 08:48 PM

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haha at least you didn't get stung

05-05-2009, 06:55 AM

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LOL@waterboarding

05-05-2009, 07:11 AM

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if ur cars been sitting for a bit check in ur wheel wells too, i had nests in each spring, i guess the spacing is perfect for nests. and both mirrors come to think of it. those punks will get into anything. least mine were bees, if they were hornets or wasps id be a different story, i wouldnt be able to go anywhere near them.

ive had bird and squirrels build and store in my cars as well tho, i guess animals like me.

i like ur writing/story telling. made my day.

05-05-2009, 05:55 PM

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Ive never seen anything like that before. How long was the car sittting for that hornet to decide that your car was a good place to crash.....like he was gonna open a hornet frat house!!!!! Funny stuff.

05-05-2009, 05:55 PM

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F*ck bees...all they do is sting people wtf...just because you make honey doesnt mean you can go around stinging people....I heard some parts of the U.S. have africanized killer bees now? god damn