PandaXpress

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should i say the guniea pig one? because it funny as he|| ill tell you guys tommorow..lol

zheka

i heard a story of women that came to the dealership and complainments about her engine, that it wasn't working properly, she explained that she heard banging noises from under her hood. turn out there was 2 racoons under the hood ,scared to death. women never even try to pop the hood to see whats going on.

alpinestars™

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My friend was telling me that a while ago, he was driving his 330ci home from work and he heard a thump come from the front end of his car. Turns out he hit a huge black crow. It was still alive and stuck to his radiator...

97neptune

iTrader: (13)

....just a few reasons to clean your engine bay often!

MAXRB8

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Recently in Ontario, Canada. Woman only had a broken wrist and needed a good bath!!
Glad it wasn't a Maxima, Chevy...... no loss! Poor moose

BLK2BLU

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I caught a bird in the grill of my 5.5gen, then drove another 20 miles before I took it out

coles727

when i first bought my maxima used, 2002 se, i was giving it a really good exterior polish, everywhere! and i was laying down cleaning the fog lights and noticed in the smaller grill opening by the fog lights, way back in there against the bottom of the rad, there was a bird skelaton! it was mint shape and perfectly dry and clean! it must have gotten stuck in there a long time ago and just rotted away to the bones! i tried to pull it out nicely, but it fell apart after i yanked it,
that was pretty impressive to find, i was going to glue the head of it on the hood, as a nice ornament, but i thought that might be kinda ... creepy.

vq356sp

iTrader: (13)

Not im my max but in my Integra(that thing was slammed to the floor) i hit a dead cat in the road couldnt get it out from under the car had to do alot of hard launches forward and in reverse finally it came out then a few days later when i got my new exhaust put on the guy at the muffler shop pulled a burned cat ear from under my car that sh*t was nasty

shurik

iTrader: (6)

Ahhhhhhhh you animal torturer. lol J/K

NJ Devils Fan

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This didnt happen to me, but a friend of mine. He works at barnes and noble and there is a movie theater right next to it. He and two of my other friends went to the movies and parked infront of barnes and noble. When they came out of the theater, there was birdseed all over this kid's car, a big bow, and a card saying, "to christopher ********, the 40 year old virgin" and a picture of the actor. No one knows who did it, but there was seed all in the engine bay, must have seeped through the cracks and hood scoop.