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03-01-2011, 06:39 AM
#41
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Location: Worcester, MA
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Install a few strain gages that are wired to a signal conditioner that sends a signal to a relay and powered by the door switches. Wire the other end of relay to a solenoid with a huge ***** on it under the steering wheel. Program the signal conditioner to recognize yur exact weight. THat way if anyone gets into your car and sits down a huge **** will spring onto their face!! lol
Jus think outside the box here...
Jus think outside the box here...
03-01-2011, 12:38 PM
#42
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Location: Powder Springs, GA
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Install a few strain gages that are wired to a signal conditioner that sends a signal to a relay and powered by the door switches. Wire the other end of relay to a solenoid with a huge ***** on it under the steering wheel. Program the signal conditioner to recognize yur exact weight. THat way if anyone gets into your car and sits down a huge **** will spring onto their face!! lol
Jus think outside the box here...
Jus think outside the box here...
03-01-2011, 04:49 PM
#43
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Location: Mooresville, NC
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i got a slight modification to yours ^^. Add a loudspeaker with some kind of Village People song on it and make it play when someone tries to hotwire the car and program it to lock the ***** in the car like on Bait Car.
03-01-2011, 05:48 PM
#44
Alaways engage handbrake and keep wheels locked to one side and install a Viper alarm system with Train Horns hooked up to them so you end up with this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pNpFV1WzUw
DUDE, that train alarm is exactly what we need. That joint is guaranteed to chase away any theif and also wakes your neighborhood because they think a train about to come in their house..
and be caught or giveup trying lol
03-01-2011, 07:22 PM
#48
03-01-2011, 07:43 PM
#49
I wasnt saying that the car wouldnt start. The thief wouldnt beable to go past 2k Therefore would make it difficult to steal.
Plus i was being a little on the sarcastic side as well. If anything i would troggle switch the main power going to the ecu or better yet make it so i can take the whole ecu out in general........
03-02-2011, 04:08 AM
#50
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Location: Denver, CO
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I wasnt saying that the car wouldnt start. The thief wouldnt beable to go past 2k Therefore would make it difficult to steal.
Plus i was being a little on the sarcastic side as well. If anything i would troggle switch the main power going to the ecu or better yet make it so i can take the whole ecu out in general........
Plus i was being a little on the sarcastic side as well. If anything i would troggle switch the main power going to the ecu or better yet make it so i can take the whole ecu out in general........
03-02-2011, 12:18 PM
#51
03-02-2011, 06:46 PM
#52
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: saint john nb
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in the name of simplicity, why not remove your battery? very few car thieves would carry a heavy battery around with them, and it has the added benifit of keeping your battery warm, which can make winter starts easier.
03-02-2011, 07:00 PM
#53
So you car going to remove and carry around a car battery with you everywhere? If you are talking about just doing it at home, then your car is vulnerable everywhere else. Constantly having to remove, and reinstall the battery will get really annoying really quick.
03-02-2011, 07:09 PM
#54
jack the car up and remove the wheel u can leave the wheel under the car just take the lug nuts with u seems like alot to do but it would prolly work or u could put a big sign in the window that says for sale blown engine best offer
03-02-2011, 07:39 PM
#57
funny, someone tried to steal my old max but it didnt have a battery. Wish i could have seen there face when they tried to start it and nothing happened
03-02-2011, 10:03 PM
#58
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