Ok guys, I THINK i figured it out:
Short Version: Replace a diode with a relay and connect the battery to the low trigger wire.
Long Version:
-Parking light switch must be turned on for the lows to come on. This is done to prevent your lows coming on when you just want to flash someone during the daytime (i.e. warning people to slow down because there is a police car around the next bend)
-When the highs come on, it hits a relay, which takes power from the battery and gives it to the low beams' trigger wire. That power is passed through the parking switch relay to the low beam relay, which closes to power the HID ballasts via the battery.
-If you "flash" someone, the power will still hit the "high beam" relay and pass it to the low beam trigger wire, but because the parking light relay is open, the circuit will not be complete, and therefore the lows will not go on.
Can someone please check my work and see if I'm missing something?