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Old 01-25-2006, 06:18 PM
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you know ur tints are dark when.....

just a thread to have a little fun in....

So You Know Your Tints Are Dark When....
U have to role the windows down to back up at night
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:28 PM
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You know your tints are dark when your girlfriend goes, "When did you put your hand on my thigh?"
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:32 PM
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Does you girlfriend have a fake leg? wouldn't she feel your hand?
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:41 PM
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.....girls do thier hair in the outside of the window
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:43 PM
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... when you get pulled over and busted for dark tints
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You know your tints are dark when: You can pull up right next to a cop and give him the finger ( Just got 20%'s all around so this has been a nightly fun thing for me.. :-D )
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you try to get home before curfew and then realize it's noon... :


(for you 18 and under .orgers...)
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:48 PM
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...when you see a police car you tell everyone in your car to put their window down and if you don't see the police car, your passengers will put the windows down for you.
 
Old 01-25-2006, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Maxima
... if you don't see the police car, your passengers will put the windows down for you.
I DID THAT TODAY
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:53 PM
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you fail inspection.
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....your previously dim-*** stock gauge lights look ten times brighter after the tinting
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...when people outside the car always ask you whos in the back when really no one is there you just assume there is cause you cant see anyone
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...people from the outside don't know which side to sit on when entering the car.
 
Old 01-25-2006, 07:08 PM
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You know your windows are dark when you don't give a ****.
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:30 PM
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You know your windows are dark when you are an idiot for posting this useless off-top thread here.
 
Old 01-25-2006, 07:33 PM
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STFU and go get some dark tints...
 
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you know your tints BETTER BE DARK, when you pay $700 for them.
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:33 PM
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20% is 5% FTW
$700 =
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5% owns all...
 
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Originally Posted by njmodi
... when you get pulled over and busted for dark tints
ahhaaha i get that all the time! ahhaaha
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you could get a (beejay) at a traffic light next to a full church bus and you dont go to hell.
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:00 PM
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...when u do get pulled over the cop comes up to the car all catious with his hand on his gun cuz he cant see whats going on
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yeah you do because youre getting it from the priest that ran over from the bus....
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^^^^^ AH HAHA paredline
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u know ur tints are dark when people keep staring at ur window trying to see whats inside
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You know your tints are dark when you get lost in the cabin.
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You know your tints are dark when on the way home for breaks and driving at least two friends home, they continue for five hours on the highway giving every car we pass (which, there is many...) the shocker.
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You know your tints are dark when u get pulled over and two cops come on both sides of your car and have their hands on gun and walki (hapened few months ago)...

You know your tints are dark if your driving down a dark road and have to make a sharp turn from a stop sign and have to roll the window down so u dont hit the curb on either sides of the road (almost happend last week)

you know your tint is dark when people put there hands on the window to cut out light to see in ur car at anytime of the day or night
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....when you have to use rear fog lamps so you can see when you are backing up.

....when the sheriff knows you by name when you show up at the office to get your tint ticket written off and your vehicle inspected.

....when you do your girl in your car more often than in the bedroom.
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:07 PM
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....when you do your girl in your car more often than in the bedroom.
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:08 PM
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You know your tints are dark when: you almost pull up in your friends house, and almost hit a young lady walkin her dog on a side walk. (last week).
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:11 PM
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Boy I guess mine were that bright.... And yet I still get pulled over and sent to inspection... Go figure.
 
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So You Know Your Tints Are Dark When.... you get an 800 dollar ticket...

My friend did. He had his windshield tinted(prolly half the problem) but yea he also had to remove the tint which cost him money
 
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Originally Posted by sunten1
So You Know Your Tints Are Dark When.... you get an 800 dollar ticket...

My friend did. He had his windshield tinted(prolly half the problem) but yea he also had to remove the tint which cost him money
Whoa there, $800??? Damn...considering I'm below the legal limit for CT, it looks like I have something to be worried about. Jeez..
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Old 01-26-2006, 05:19 AM
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You know...

...When you have to purchase a new clock with an AM / PM indicator because you never know what time it really is !
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Old 01-26-2006, 05:21 AM
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You know...

...When you need to turn you lights on during the day just so you can read your speedometer.
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when you're parrallel parking and you tell your passenger to get out and tell you how much room is behind you cause u cant see.
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You know that your tints are dark when you have to get out of your car and look both ways to make sure nobody is walking before you back out of your driveway.
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when you can develop film in the back seat!!
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